People i work with

before i post my mother load, i wanted to tell about the people i work with.

3 of our service technicians now have laptop computers and printers installed in their vans in order to process our invoices more effeciently. one of those techs came into the office this morning with a dilemma:

tech to service manager: 'my printer won.t work when i am driving down the road.'
service manager: 'what are you doing using the printer when you are driving?'
tech: 'ah, yeah, well, i guess i shouldn't do that.'

another co-worker who was walking out the door to go to lunch steps into my office and says: 'i'm going to see the eye doctor during my lunch. no wait, maybe i am going to get my head examined. no... i think i am going to the eye doctor.'

each week our technicians turn in their paperwork from the jobs where they have worked. one of our techs last week turned in a service ticket which had the word 'void' written on the front. but then i flipped over the ticket and discovered why he didn't want to use that ticket. this is what was written:
lettuce
Apples
Carrots
milk
Dog food
brockely
bbq suse
GB's
Rolls
Sugar

good grief!